PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE? ME?

Is that a yes or a no?
What was the question?
Yes or no.
Well what would you like to do?
I’m asking you.
Well possibly…
Is that a yes?
What?
Yes?
Don’t hector me.
I didn’t mean to hector.
Why are you being so belligerent?
I’m not being belligerent. I just want an answer.
You’re so unreasonable.
It’s a simple question. Yes or no.
Don’t bully me!
I’m not bullying, I’m asking a reasonable question.
Because you know the answer you want.
I don’t. I don’t care. I just want to know what your answer is.
You’re just like my father.
I’m nothing like your father!
Now you’re shouting at me!
For fuck sake! Yes or no?
You’ve got a problem, you know that?

from wednesdays Guardian